I'm no different than anyone else that uses the Internet in that I get a boatload of spam. I have lots of defenses for this; most of it gets caught by me sending all email that uses my secondary MX record somewhere else, more gets caught by my primary mail server using blacklists and even more gets caught using the Junk E-Mail filter in Outlook.

Still, I get my fair (is spam really fair...?) share in my Inbox. The last line of defense is the Delete key.

Usually I'm too busy/bored to read any of it but sometimes I take a quick glance and on those occasions when it makes me laugh I'm not bothered by it at all. This is one of those.

First of all you gotta love the broken English. And this is my favorite quote here, "At leisure I like to... prepare. Yes, I prepare very well." A f'n riot that is.

From:
"Eddy Whalen" <tuntunoo@singnet.com.sg>

Hello.

We got acquainted with you on a site familiar, and to me were so pleasantly with you to get acquainted. But I would like to study you more.

And I have recollected, that you gave me the electronic address, and I have decided to write to you.

I do not remember exact your address, but I very much hope that it you. And I shall write to you below about me, that you could recollect me.

Some words about me. My real name - Irina, friends name me Ira. I - the unique girl from Russia, now I live in settlement - Sovetskij
My age 27. I have been given birth August, 27-th, 1981, my sign on the zodiac - Deva, mine growth - 176 sm, weight - 56 kg. I have blond hair and brown eyes. (you can look also at a photo in the appendix).

Friends speak, that I am the attractive, optimistic, kind and sensitive person. I love theatre, a museum, I like to be engaged in aerobics and I visit sports a hall, but work borrows a lot of my time.

At leisure I like to read books, to look cinema and to prepare. O! Yes, I prepare very well, and I like to try new dishes.
I search for true love , my best friend and the soul mate. I want to meet the reliable and responsible person who will be the special person for me. I only need in one special person and I have no any interest in others.

I put a photo, what you knew my person, please tell to me that you think of my photo - well? Also I want to ask, that you have sent me some your photos!

Please reply only at me personal e-mail: comirina765@gmail.com
I am very open also me easily to learn, so please ask me something.

Please tell to me more about you, and send to me your picture.

I wait your message,
Irina.