When I was much younger my mother used to beak gingerbread and we'd spend some real quality time decorating it with candied fruit, nuts and icing. I remember thinking that the icing she made was so cool... it was 1) an incredible glue and 2) perfect for making icicles.

Well a few days ago Shelley got this authentic German gingerbread house kit and Wednesday evening Cameron and us put it together.

The icing was one egg white (beaten), as much powdered sugar as you wanted until the consistency was right and then a few drops of lemon juice for extra stickiness. It was surprising how easy it was to make and it was also surprising how many memories of my Mom came back just from whisking a damn egg white.

Anyway, I can't wait to eat this!

I also can't wait until I start using my digital camera instead of my phone to take pictures - man is that a ghetto shot.

Sometimes, after years of not finding what you want you come across it in the strangest way.

I was riding the bus home today and grabbed a copy of The Stranger to read on the trip. Now I love ads, often they are far more interesting than the articles in any magazine. So as I'm paging though the latest issue I saw a cool, little  black and white line drawing of an ad and promptly checked it out when I got home. It was for swrve cycling clothing. And they rock.

Ever ridden your bike in jeans? It bites. Seams rub you in all the wrong places, they bind and you have to roll them up so you don't coat them in grease or snag them in your chain and launch your self over the bars. And when your work place is close enough to home to make putting on the official cycling clown suite a humongous hassle I'm always looking for the perfect "ride to work and then still be able to wear it without looking like a fool" outfit.

I'm going to ask Santa for a pair of knickers for Christmas!

The half marathon is 6 days away. I've set the bar fairly low in an attempt to totally impress myself. In other words, my whole life philosophy. However, this weekend I felt excellent out on my long run Sunday despite freezing my nibs off and running for my life from a Ted Bundy look-alike (I think it was all that Thanksgiving Reading I did. Nothing like boning up on "The Stranger Beside Me" tucked all warm and tidy in your isolated cabin in the woods). I feel a touch of a sore throat coming on but my remedy for that will be total denial. Lots of juice, a vitamin and denial, people. That's the ticket. After all this, there is no way in H -E - double hockey sticks that I'm not going to claw my way across the finish line. There's going to be running Elvis' for crapsake. Elvi. Running. Can you even imagine the amount of chaffing that scenario entails? All the Bodyglide in the world is not enough. Lord love'em. And I will be there. If a wig-sporting, jumpsuit and jogging shoe wearing Elvis impersonator can do it, so can I.

Today while at the gym I saw him again. He's about 50 something years old and in pretty good shape really but...

• He always wears these hilarious black Tommy Bahama Fisherman Sandals instead of tennis shoes.

• All his shirts are really tight... Not so hot especially when your waist is not exactly like that of the Bowflex spokesperson.
• Although not a requirement for self-obsessed old gym prima dona, this guy is really, really hairy and obviously pretty proud of it based on the tight, v-neck shirts he wears.
• He spends as much time fixing his hair in the mirror as he does working out.
• His hair style of choice is classic John Travolta meaning it's HUGE, is incapable of existing without a blow dryer and requires lots of maintenance. Thank goodness he's up to that task.
• His hair, he keeps making sure every one is perfectly in place...
• Since it's all about him, of course he never re-racks his weights.
• Since it's all about how much you can lift, his form is atrocious.
• Since it's about chest and arms, well, he never does much of anything else. In fact, come to think of it, chest and arms are ALL I ever see him do.
• What's with the hair...? Enough already. You're at the gym and it's 5:30 in the morning! Who cares?
• He tans massively. Obsessively. Ridiculously. Two words: leather man. Two more: it's winter. Two more: nut bag.

About the only missing characteristic is an overpowering cologne but I have not been close enough to smell anything. That's a good thing I'm thinking.

Forget that plastic, wildly inaccurate, hard to calibrate pedometer you are carrying around - just remember where you went and then look up the distance on Gmaps Pedometer when you're done!

All it takes is a couple of clicks (or a few hundred if you went a really long distance) and bingo - you have your distance. Actually, you only have to plot half of your walk/run if you go for and out-and-back route.

You can even export the route as an external link which you can send to your friends to share.

The only bummer is you can only zoom in as far as Google Maps will let you so your route might not be exactly the same as the distance you traveled. But pretty damn close I'll wager.

Nice.

I am always needing to paste in code on my training diary and now it's super easy with the Text Template plug-in. You can name your templates and save them locally and anytime you want to use them there they are.

Nice.

I just found out that going to San Juan Island for Thanksgiving is a family tradition that started in 1970! Oh man, I had no idea... And you know, I can't readily think of a year that we have missed.

Some history - Bill used to have a position in the Department of Oceanography at the University of WA and this department owns the Friday Harbor Laboratories so it was an easy in. My parents liked it so much we kept coming and now it's 2007.

Here are the pictures.

This batch was taken on 22 November and are mostly of the four of us on the beach out by the American camp. The last couple of years Lucca has taken to building these enormous teeter totters. Two years ago we discovered that you can balance a board across one end of the teeter and markedly increase the danger factor. Of course that is now also a tradition.

On 23 November we went to the Westcott Bay Sculpture Park up by Roche Harbor. This place is pretty spectacular! Not only is it huge and does it contain about 100 sculptures but some of them are really interesting. One theme seems to moving parts. When the wind blows these movable pieces do some amazing things. And no material is off limits it seems, we saw pieces made of the traditional bronze, marble and granite and also pieces made of string and flags and even a bridge. I recommend you check it out.

Ever do something really stupid, realize it's really stupid and keep right on doing it? Right, me neither.

So here we are enjoying pretty much the only family tradition we have - going to Friday Harbor for Thanksgiving. This place is a research lab and along with cabins and apartments and a cafeteria and a dock and research vassals and and even row boats you can use and a day care facility now this place has Internet access. It used to be you had to go to the library and fire up one of the computers there but now they have wireless networks as well, two even. This morning I got online no problem; now I can't.

So what do I do? I keep trying. And waiting. And trying again.

The access points I was seeing this morning are not showing up at the moment and seeing as it's a holiday, they might just be turned off. But I keep sitting here, pretending to read magazine and stuff but really I keep clicking the refresh button on my wireless radio.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Oh I brought books. And I tried to build a fire (but I failed and Lucca had to take over), but what I really want is to [insert some lame reason here] online.

Okay, I love my bike(s). I have dreamed about them, resolved major moral dilemmas while riding them and asked girls out while on one. But no way would I ever consider going this far.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Sadly, I used to be that guy... You know, the one that wears shorts way too long in the fall (or even the winter!) and who just can't roll with the seasons. It might be in the low 40s or even the upper 30s but they have on shorts.

Why? I wish I knew. Anyone who has traveled to Europe or most any other country will quickly discover that one sure-fire way to tell the tourists from the locals is to check what they are sporting below the waist. Shorts = tourist. All the time. I was in Rome, Italy once and it was quite warm, maybe 80 degrees and NO one had on shorts. Not even the college students, it's just not what you do.

America seems unique in these aspects; we all worried about being thin, tan and sporty. In other parts of the world it seems that people are accepted more for who they are. Not that there aren't divas in every country mind you, but if you had to paint with broad strokes America is freakville and any other place is normal. Don't we have the largest supplement and diet industry and don't we have the most obese people per capita? Freakville USA.

Anyway, there I am, walking to work a few days ago on the University of Washington campus. It's butt-ass [I love how you can put two words that mean the same thing together and it more clearly conveys the meaning] cold out, windy and here comes that guy. He's got on not only shorts but freakin' flip-flops. Oh sure, he has several layers covering his torso but what's with the shorts? You just know this guy never changes looks; ever. EVER. One outfit for all times, it's not only sensible but economical!

Not to be outdone buy this fashion-rutted guy, here comes an equally ignorant girl in the same outfit! You just know they are 1) freshman and 2) yet to have a real job.

Did I mention I used to be that guy...? Oh yes, I'm not getting off that easy. I recall one time when I was on a date in the middle of winter maybe 17 years ago, we went to get a beer and there was snow on the ground outside. What did I wear? Shorts. Jesus Christ.

I do not recall how I justified this outfit at the time, most likely I did not even think about it. And that's the problem - these people don't think. How many fashion faux pas could we avoid if we just stopped to think, even for a second. Is it so wrong to put on long pants if it's cold outside? Or if you are going to an event where it's not socially acceptable to wear jams?

You are either part of the problem or part of the solution.

I've got this closet. And it's filled with computers. I keep trying new shit and invariably stuff breaks; like right now.

I just setup a Windows Server 2003 machine and ran the Routing and Remote Access wizard which seemed simple enough but no - for some reason my DHCP server is now no longer handing out IP addresses.

So instead of sitting at the dining table chatting with Shelley and using a laptop on our wireless network I'm cloistered upstairs trying to figure this out. Poop.

Addendum:

Routing and Remote Access only breaks DHCP if you are a moron. Before I had the chance to configure my new server with a static IP address I updated it, patched it, etc. which required lots of reboots.

Turns out I only had 10 IP addresses in my DHCP scope and the duration of each lease was eight hours. So... that meant that my server hogged them all and there were no addresses left for the laptops.

After deleting all the old leases from the DHCP server the laptops we able to get on the network pronto.

Let me preface this rant by saying that I love CycleU. They perform a really great service for local riders and racers and provide invaluable coaching, training and skills classes. But... sometimes their customer service falls far short of what I think is reasonable to expect.

For about three years now they have had this indoor TT series. It's fantastic! The event is a 10 km CompuTrainer race and they have seven of these things lined up so when it's fully booked it's quite competitive to say the least. In the past when you finished a TT they would simply email you a spreadsheet of the results from the evening. This was super as you could compile your results as the year went on and also compare yourself to your friends, etc.

Then someone make a stink about privacy... I guess they thought someone else would get a competitive advantage or something if they saw all the results. When I heard this I was laughing. I mean I suppose it's feasible that this is true but c'mon; 99 percent of us here are just po-dunk local racers and I'll wager that there is not a thing anyone could do with this precious TT results knowledge that would affect the outcome of any local race. I guess I made a bit of a scene last year trying to argue FOR sending everyone's results to everyone but was shut down. Hard. "We take the privacy of our clients seriously" I was told.

So anyway, CycleU kowtowed to this user and started only sending me results for ME and not for anyone else. Now I had to email all my friends and share results the good old-fashioned way - by sending attachments. :(

After my first indoor TT this fall I was surprised that I got no results at all... When I inquired about this I was pointed to the CycleU blog and that results would be posted there. And guess what? everyone is listed!

Hello CycleU! Remember last year when you were all concerned about posting results from other people? Well now you are not only posting everyone's times but you are doing so in a format that is not very valuable to results geeks like me who want to track this kind of data and don't want to suffer through the manual data entry.

So my beef is:

1. I got no results.
2. I had to follow up to get my results.
3. The results are exactly what I wanted last year and could not get. Why the huge stink last year...?!
4. The format bites. You make me download an image? Argh...

Lastly - is there a link on the CycleU home page to their blog...? Only as of about today.

Why do people make stuff complicated? It's just an indoor TT and people want results. Sheesh. Why is it that so many bicycle industries are run by enthusiasts and not business people? I mean all the things CycleU does is great and these indoor TTs are great, where is that little bit of extra?

Man, the expression, "Seniority has its privileges" does not correspond directly to your chronological age; not by a long shot.

All plain old seniority gets you is cold hands.

I've been noticing that for the last several years my hands are getting colder and colder. I used to be able to ride my bike when it was in the mid 40s with no gloves at all. Not anymore. Shoot, now I go crying for the chemical hand warmer when it dips down close to 50.

The other day (read: about one month ago) I was at one of Cameron's ultimate Frisbee games and I was DYING. I had on two shirts, two jackets, long pants, warm shoes and my hands were like blocks of ice. I had brought along the digital camera to shoot some pictures and by the end of the game I could hardly turn the thing on or off.

I know your circulation to the extremities will usually deteriorate as you age but this is ridiculous. My hands looked all waxy and pasty and there were these lines across the backs of my palms - that would not go away - from the opening in my pants pockets.

You know it's bad when you can hardly unlock the car and all you have to do is push a button on the remote... :|

After winning about this for a couple of years to Shelley she finally did some research and came up with Raynaud's disease. I doubt this is it as I did not perceive any stress watching my son play ultimate but man, I need to figure this out. Then again, since stress is not the only cause and mere contact with cold can bring this on too, maybe there is some merit to this.

I'll just ignore this condition and eventually get frostbite. Yep, that's the ticket.

This entry is from Blog #2. The Sister Blog. Which really never had a chance to get its fledgling wings off the ground. Crippled as it was by the Ball and Chain of innate Harman Laziness. A laziness gifted to us in our DNA. A laziness so powerful it crushes souls. Or gets around to crushing them...someday. A laziness so complete it still has a Christmas Tree up in its living room in April. A laziness that prays for a rainstorm instead of heading down to the Brown Bear like every other normal human would. A laziness that is now medicated and isn't quite so lazy anymore.

But I digress.

Here's the post from last December about how much fun it is to ice skate at Seattle Center.

This past weekend we made a trip to the Seattle Center for a little holiday ice skating jam. I remember loving ice skating when I was young. Roller skating was really my thing but ice skates were also part of the repertoire. Shannon and I have pictures of ourselves skating at Lloyd's Center with our cooler older cousins circa what, 1980? Noses rosy. Asses soaked. Pant cuffs frozen and dragging under sharp skate blades. Was ice just softer then? Cause I swear to you, it's harder now. And my fear of snapping a bone has grown with my age. I took diggers all the time when I was a kid! What's my problem? God made dirt so dirt don't hurt. Right? Just dust it off, Nancy. And ice? That doesn't even stain...so who cares?

Apparently, I do.

The second my foot hit that ice, every joint seized up like a rusty bike chain. It doesn't help that the entrance to the rink is crowded. Parents holding kids, passing kids to other parents, tripping on other kids. Old folks who really do believe they're still adequately lubricated doing the one-legged dismount onto the ice and learning the hard way that you do not mess around with oil slicks, tight pants and a trick knee. The entrance was like a feeding frenzy in a koi pond: bodies pressed together until someone either pops out onto the rink or shoots back out onto dry land. This would be bad enough. However now there's this new invention, like bumpers in bowling for kids who can't keep it out of the gutter. I'll call it The Walker. It's a metal frame that looks like a walker for grandpas but with no wheels. And the perfect height for optimal shin damage. So kids hang onto this and, regardless of skating ability, they've got something to hold and can skate on their own. Kind of like grabbing the side of the pool when you can't swim. Except the side of the pool is portable. I'm all for leveling the playing field. Bowling bumpers are a nice way to let everyone enjoy the fun of bowling. I get it. That's awesome. But sometimes, requiring a certain skill set serves a purpose. Namely, keeping your teeth in your head and your blood off the ice. Tiny kids would latch onto the Ice Walker and shoot off, blades glinting, still wobbly to the brink of falling down every second. Just barely holding it together with each pump of their little legs, ankles frighteningly contorted and turned in, knees dutifully bringing up the rear. Some did dangerous high back kicks with tiny ninja skate blades. Others would gather some speed, put all their weight on their arms and let their feet fly forward: A mini metal snow plow spiralling across 4 lanes of skater traffic. Some gave up trying to hold onto it altogether and cracked their peanut noggins on the hardpack. Still others managed to get theirs airborne.

I couldn't tell who was worse, the kids with the walkers or the absolute nutzoid out of control parents who had no qualms about grabbing complete strangers as they went down in flames. Or the same crazy parents fighting at the rink entrance over the walkers for their equally crazy kids.

Just believe me when I tell you it was mayhem. Bedlam even.

At the Seattle Center they don't use a Zamboni, they just come out every 2 hours or so and sweep up the shavings. This leaves the ice so rutted. I've gone four-wheeling on dirt roads that had less washboarding. Skating a smooth straight line made my teeth clack together. I don't know how I managed to stay upright. It's possible the sheer number of people on the ice helped; you couldn't fall too far to the left or right without landing on somebody and bouncing back. Weebles wobble, People. I think I probably had some, "Isn't this FUN!" - in a totally manic/frightened/let it be over soon, God, way- smile on my face. And I KNOW I was skating a snails pace. My internal mantra was "Slow and Easy Wins the Race" interspersed with a random "Outta my way, Motherfucker". It was a little panic-inducing to say the least. Maybe it wasn't the actual falling that scared me. It was falling and being consumed by the swirling, peppermint-scented, sticky cloud of mitten and blade. A fate too often observed in my comrades of lesser balance. For a split second, I actually thought I ran over a toddler’s fingers. Another time, when something on the sidelines drew my attention, I looked back too late to find me butt-bumping some Bill Gates look-a-like and his wife. Eew.

I squeezed 45 minutes of skating out of my legs and then called it quits. I filled the fun meter. Punched the frivolity clock.

I've added a picture of me having said fun.*

*Notice one finger pointing straight to hell and my mouth saying "hot, hot, h-h-h-hot" a la Lou Costello.

As a nod to my two previous foray's into blogdom, I've decided to post a previous entry from both. This one I wrote almost 3 years ago when I  started reading all of Anthony Bourdain's books. I'm still a huge fan. I watch "No Reservations" whenever I can remember it's on and I've recently reread two of his books. I must have had some spare time on my hands for that one. Probably back when I wasn't training for that marathon. Interestingly, two people have told me they see why I fell for Marty as he has that certain jeu ne sais Bourdain: Tall, slender, curly dark hair, prominent bone structure, earrings, penchant for Levis. I guess I see what they're talking about. But Martin doesn't smoke nearly enough for me to truly love him. (I kid).

Ah yes. Annie Wilkes. The crazy chick in 'Misery'. The one who found James Caan in his car in the snow and kept him hopped up on goofballs so he'd keep writing his fancy books. She fed him tomato soup and bought him a typewriter and then hobbled him something good during an especially brutal bout of the "don't-ever-leave-me's". But she was his #1 FAN!!! I loved that line. I still use it sometimes. That and 'dirty birdy'. But Dirty Birdies aren't the point of my post today. What has brought me out of my blog retirement, you ask? What has prompted the return to my famous 4-entry wonder journal? Wasn't 4 enough? I figured 6 months had passed; it's time to give it another whirl. And I have a very important announcement to make. I am the new (and improved!) #1 fan of Anthony Bourdain. How did this happen? What about my infatuation with Bobby Flay? Why do I even give a shit in the first place? I need to break it down for ya. First of all, Bobby. Oh Bobby. We had a good run. I stumbled upon you in the very beginning. On your first show. I made your caesar salad dressing AND your roasted jalapeno salsa. We had a thing. But then I realized I really only loved you for your red hair and fair complexion. I liked the IDEA of you but your personality sucks. And like, the southwestern schtick is getting old. Branch out, dude. Everyone says you're an asshole but I don't agree. Plus, as we'll see with Tony B, being an asshole doesn't necessarily preclude you from being the object of my #1 Fan-Fare. The spell was broken when I couldn't find any of your cookbooks for less than $40. When I saw you sweating the pits out of your too-tight, purple, Tommy Bahama shirt, grillin' & chillin' on the deck of your pseudo-rooftop, Manhattan celebrity chef pad and when you went and married that bleached blond Harpie I spied in your 'studio audience' one too many times on Boy Meets Grill. That's another thing. You have too many shows. BBQ with Bobby Flay? Iron Chef America? Food Nation? Celebrity Kitchen Makeover or whatever it's called? Stop. Who is running your restaurant? Better yet, who is picking out those hideodorous tight button-ups that clash with your wonderful skin tone? Magenta? Think twice, Apple Spice. I still feel a little glowing ember of love for you, Brother that will glow on but as of today, if you plowed your car over a snowy embankment whilst trying to light your one celebratory Lucky Strike after putting the finishing touches on your new $50 cookbook that I can't afford and I happened upon your buried wreckage, I wouldn't steal you away to my doiley-lined, knick-knack infested, guest room so you could grill me meats forevermore. I think I would just call a tow truck.

But for Anthony? I would lump his 98lb carcass over the river and through the woods. It's not the cigarettes, former heroin addiction, bad taste in leather and tight pants, cheesy one-liners & potty mouth, the sad torch he still carries for 70's punk, the hatred of vegetarians. It's the nutty fact that these attributes don't make me want to kill him. I can stomach his painful posturing (with Samurai Swords!!) on the cover of Kitchen Confidential because he writes so well. If you can read his piece about eating his first oyster in France and not giggle or get misty, you're a rock. An island even. And a moron.

Anyone who can write like a champ, cook food I would never eat, be married to the same woman for 16 years* and drink like a fish is a-ok in my book.

That settles it, I'm making a t-shirt.

* Update: Bourdain has since divorced his wife and married some Italian chick and popped out a kid.

This will be the third blog I've started. The other two sort of ran out of gas. One turned into more of a marathon training diary which sort of imploded when I didn't finish the training or the marathon. Oops. The second was a joint blog with my sister who I think is one of the funniest writers ever. The feeling might be mutual because we mostly just looked forward to reading what the other posted. Which didn't really get much done in the way of posting. But hey, third times a charm, right?

In 7th grade creative writing class I really came into my own as a self-styled Literary Ham. I would actually read my journal entries aloud to the class and laugh so hard I couldn't get through them. Did I mention I was delusional in 7th grade?

As evidenced by this, an entry in my big final class project - The Poetry Notebook:

RED

A fire truck is red or someone's hair on their head
The blanket on my bed, the horse I fed was red
If you don't like red you should be dead
Because lots of things in this world are red, red, red!

Obviously, I was heavy into poetry that rhymed. And getting "F's".

Actually, I think I passed this class with flying colors. 'Red' being simply filler for the Main Event - 'My Favorite Things':

Drippy old noses and half-bald little kittens,
Rotting black kettles and yellow plaid mittens
My head is a target for what pigeons bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Mushy bananas and wet sticky noodles,
Crab legs and lobster and butter sauce doodles,
Ant hills filled with tiny fly wings
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls with sunburn and bumpy bruised rashes,
I wake up with crust on my nose and eyelashes,
Your hair reminds me of knots and string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the pig squeals, when the ape swings,
I simply think of my favorite things,
And then I feel worse.

This is all deftly illustrated by an actual banana peel I glued under the poem which is still 100% intact on the construction paper. Albeit brown and stiff as a board. I remember thinking this was a divine masterpiece when I was 12. I agonized over this poem, tweaking it here, another tweak there. I don't know if I came up with 'butter sauce doodles' straight out of the gate, probably not. I probably tried poodles first. I remember loving The Sound of Music around this time and thought there no better homage than to remake "Favorite Things" with gross-out humor. I can't explain any of it. But I'm going to connect the dots here and guess this is the reason why I never had a date in high school.

Every once in a while something comes along that just works. Like Windows Live Writer.

Released just this month this is a tool that lets you:

• connect to all your web logs no matter what  engine they are using
• edit posts off-line and save them as drafts
• open a post from one blog and post it to another
• easily insert pictures, tables, tags, video, etc., etc.

I found out about this from a friend of mine, Greg O (who is a real web developer unlike me) when I asked him if he knew of anything that would let me take a post from one blog and move it to another.

"You mean like this...?" he said.

Yep, just like that Greg; thanks!

I wrote this post using Windows Live Writer and can see that using a browser will quickly become a thing of the past.

So there I am Friday morning waiting for the bus to take me to work when I see this bus going the other direction rather silently... It had the "OUT OF SERVICE" marque on the front but as it pulled up tot he intersection with some maintenance guy behind the wheel I did not hear any engine noise.

Well, not far behind the bus was this Mammoth tow truck. You know, the kind that move other trucks.

At first I'm thinking, "What the hell is this tow truck driver doing...?!" because he pulls RIGHT up behind this bus; like scary close. And then he proceeds to inch even closer!

Finally it dawned on me, this bus was broken down and the truck was pushing it along.

Sheeeeit. That takes some balls for sure. You know the truck driver can't see a damn thing and when they started out from the intersection it was NOT a slow start. No way, this guy punched it and the bus fairly shot across the intersection and off they went.

Yikes.

Seattle is awash with bicycles in general and in the circles I travel it's that times 10. Even so, sometimes I see a bike that really amazes me; like this Schwinn Varsity here.

If you look closely you will see:

• BMX pegs for crying out loud! Not like the rider ever uses them but still...
• The ubiquitous (for Seattle bicycle messengers anyway) top tube pad.
• The single speed drivetrain.
• Unlike most hard core messengers, this person rolls withOUT toe clips but has a front brake to compensate.
• Steel (or are they tin?) fenders.
• A full-on Brooks saddle! I see this so often, no matter how cheap and cobbled together the bike, the owner opts to totally pimp it out by breaking the bank on one particular component. In this case it's the saddle. I mean you could buy at least three of these bikes for what that saddle cost; including pegs for each one.
• Of course this ride is sporting the chopped and flipped (upside down) road handlebars. Nothing less would do for the messenger look.
• Note the chainstay protector, and it's protecting this frame from what exactly? Besides, it's a single speed bike,the chain will never get anywhere near that stay.

Anyway, it's pretty cool when people like their bikes enough to dude 'em up like this. Seriously. It won't stop me from making fun of these machines but style has no objective basis obviously.

“Honey, are you going to wear your cologne today…?”

Oh my god, you’re damn straight I will, I love it when she says that. What could be better than knowing the girl of your dreams thinks you smell great? Not much, that was rhetorical.

I gotta say though, the name of this cracks me up. Ralph Lauren Polo Double Black. Like “Black” (which they have as well) just wasn’t enough. The bottle is wicked cool, no denying. Plus, I wore this at our wedding. Killer bottle and sentimental value, can't beat that.

Anyone who has had a childhood knows what Mad Libs are. And anyone who has a kid between the ages of 8-15 knows who Strong Bad is. Today Cameron showed Shelley and I some Strong Libs. I was howling!

Plus it sure beats the heck out of watching the Trogdor video for the eight thousandth time...

to change up their logo. Like today – Veteran’s Day.

I love that. Sometimes it’s the little things.

I wanted to add some additional Blogrolls on the home page of our blog and I wanted to be able to name them whatever I wanted. After poking around I found that you can edit this file here:

dasblogce\themes\your_theme\homeTemplate.blogtemplate

All I had to do was this.

• log in to our blog
• under Blogroll, create a new OPML file (called "martin" in my case)
• add an entry to this new file
• in the homeTemplate.blogtemplate file in our theme I added this code:

• save the file

Now, when I refresh my blog home page I can see my Blogroll on the side. In my case I also commented out the original Blogroll entry to hide that.

Nice...

This is occurring way too frequently for my tastes these days. Here is what usually happens.

• I fall asleep.
• Something wakes me up.
• I can't fall back asleep. Until it's time to get up or the alarm goes off that is, then of course I can go from awake to deep sleep in record time. Do not pass REM, do not collect $200.

Tonight the 'thing' was some loud noise like a gun shot at around 1:30 am. By the time I hauled my groggy self up to look out of the window all I could see was some clown running down the sidewalk and disappearing from view. And by clown I mean, "some jerk that has nothing better to do than cruise neighborhoods other than his own f'ing around and making loud noises and why can't he get a job that requires him to wake up a the same time as me". And by too frequently I mean it's happening about twice/month.

Normally our neighborhood is nice and quiet but I sometimes forget that it's on the border of the CD (Central District).

ASIDE - the CD has a reputation (justifiably I guess) for being a somewhat rowdier neighborhood than others; like say Medina or Hunts Point or Magnolia.

In fact, I recall some time after I moved into this house that signs started appearing indicating that this was now the Central Neighborhood. I guess "Neighborhood" sounds much more classy than "District" or maybe it was just to try and avoid the stigma of the CD and boost property values.

Anyway, here I am. It's 3 am, I have a glass of lemonade and I'm on the Internet. :(

That's right, you read it here first (if you read it on the Internet at all)! Today I married the woman I have been crazy about for the last three plus years.

Not to worry, I did not spend our wedding day on line writing this post... through the black box miracle that is blogging technology I am able to create a post and back-date it so what you are reading here was actually written after our wedding.

Hey, at the very least I had to wait and make sure this day was actually going to happen.

Pictures to follow once our photographer gets them to us.

Adendum

Here are the pictures.